Sent the following to my kids former high school principal yesterday:
>Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" >Johnny: "I was the only one who could answer a question." >Mother: "Oh, really? Good for you! What was the question?" >Johnny: "Who shot the spitball at the principal?"
Received the response this morning:
"An enjoyable quick-hitter, and let the child be commended for his choice of target."