LOL, Two! Apparently they have something better: a gizmo with loadable chips. Chip #1: “Unemployment is a lagging indicator“. If the guest asks “how come that at CNBC it’s lagging only when markets go UP during recessions, and not while corrections become recessions?" …then, the gismo switches to Market Joe who says something about red hair on chip number 33. Subsequently the Quick One climbs on a bar chair in Nebraska and orders breakfast : “May I have eggs any style?”