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Must Read!!! By: bstar9
02 Oct 2004, 10:55 PM EDT
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A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

" Well, I probably wouldn't."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

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MELVIN is a "down to earth" person with good intentions. I like him as a person. We do need a professional IR person to handle all of the question coming his/her way.
I think Melvin would be better served as a Field Rep. on the drilling sight. Not to degrade him in any way, but that would be more suited for his role in CMKX. Staying out of the Lime-Light so to speak.
JMO LOL