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Comments on "Naked" Short Selling Anti-Fraud Rule
[Release No. 34-57511; File No. S7-08-08]

http://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808.shtml

Subject: File No. S7-08-08
From: Mugabe Abu, Esquire
Affiliation: International Entrepeneur

May 20, 2008

sub.: Permit for selling self printed stock shares of different companies.

Dear SEC authority,

My Name is Mugabe Abu. I am Nigerian investor and I am very interested for getting the permit for selling self printed shares of different, on the Wall Street noticed, companies.

Since this practice to sell something what you do not have is legal in US I would like also to participate in this program.

We Nigerians know very well this practice of selling something what we do not have, but we did not make it with the securities, so far.

Since printing of US dollars is illegal, I will be really interested for printing and selling fake securities as many make it in US. You call it very nice naked (fake) shorts. Your explanation of this procedure is very nice and I appreciate it very much and I am your admirer.

I see that some people who get permit from you have printed so many fake securities that such company like CALM has even over 100% shorts. Others like DNDN, CORS, CCRT (only few samples) are also extremely diluted. I would like to help you to make it even more. I see still big opportunity to print more fake shares of big companies.

It is almost so easy business like printing fake US dollars but I see, in opposite to printing fake dollar, this business is full legal and you can sell these fake securities for anybody in the world and you do not need to ask the applicable company, to print their shares
It is excellent business

I always believed on your ideas of collecting money from all the world and I would be happy to participate in this huge idea of printing fake shares.

Therefore, please send me the application form for this permit and also needed information how I can start this easy business.
Please inform me if I will need to contribute any amount to get this permit and whom shall I forward this money.

I can also promise you that I will donate some earned money for your agency.

Yours truly,
Mugabe Abu

[wEaReLeGiOn]

Bwhahaha! Please, someone post this on the XKEMQ


thread quick!

I'm banned there, although that Nigerian company is Pinked, punk'd and bankrupt, a whole host of Nigerian millionaire wannabees are still waiting for the big pay-out!



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