Alright, you got it, I have an extra bedroom right next to my den. I will provide all common amenities for free. The conditions that will be set are as follows.
1. You must acquire A job in America that reports all wages you earn to the IRS. (No cash under the table)
2. After one year of work, you will file A tax return to the IRS and in the taxable income bracket enter "0" or "N/A".
3. Lick my balls after the IRS shows up and carts you off to the forced labor camp.