Well, and on to more important matters....
The CEO of DKAM says, "This is technically the best product we've ever produced."
and then...
Kid Rock is all over the press touting this beer FOR the people.
and then...
We hear 400-500 distributors nationwide
and then...
The beer is introduced in Michigan today to a resounding amount of press
and then...
We see the stock not only printing all time lows today
and then...
It is trapped on all time lows for 18 weeks
because....
There is no reason. None in this world.
Oh wait!
I found one! Here is the reason! The only one!
"Because I cannot possibly hold this stock any longer to enjoy the success of Badass Beer and the huge increase in sales for DKAM as a result of it. I simply must sell today on the launch of Badass because it seems fitting to celebrate the magnitude of this day by making sure I do not own a single share. After all, if it can't move for 18 weeks, then it certainly will never, ever go up again on days like this, or any other good news. Plus, all I can rely on is sales figures from last year as an indicator of the future for this company. Today's first product introduction from the company in 2 1/2 years means nothing whatsoever. I am content to let the manipulators steal my shares. That's what I live for."