Replies to post #134878 on Rants and Raves

[Trops]

When I am a senior I will shoot myself before I become a mall walker.I see the same people everyday no matter what mall I am working.

[teapeebubbles]

A guy has a complete sex change operation. His friend is questioning him:

"Wow, did it hurt when they cut your chest open and inserted the implants.

"Nah," was the reply.

"Man, surely it hurt when they cut off your dong and replaced it with that huge gash?"

"Nope, nothin to it...didn't feel a thing...the only thing that hurt was when they put that hose in my ear and sucked all my brains out."