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Updated: 2:32 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
102.7° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: West at 11.0 mph
Humidity: 25%
HeatIndex: 104° F
Dewpoint: 60° F
Pressure: 29.88 in
Clouds:
FEW at 8500 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Rest of Today: Partly sunny. Slight chance of showers and thunderstorms in the late afternoon. Highs 101 to 106. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 10 percent.


Tonight: Partly cloudy. Slight chance of showers and thunderstorms in the evening. Warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 10 percent.

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NEW YORK - Reigning champ Joey Chestnut has logged his third consecutive win in Coney Island's annual hot dog eating contest with a world-record 68 franks.

DOGGIN' IT Hot dogs are as American as baseball and apple pie. So why not celebrate America's Independance Day with a horde of hot dog eating snapshots?
He defeated his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi, in Saturday's Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest. Chestnut led throughout the contest.

Last year's event initially ended in a tie, with Chestnut and Kobayashi both gobbling down 59 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. Chestnut went on to win a dramatic five hot dog eat-off.

Chestnut is from San Jose, Calif. Kobayashi is from Japan.

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A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she
objects.

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Updated: 3:03 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
103.6° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: WNW at 4.0 mph
Humidity: 23%
HeatIndex: 104° F
Dewpoint: 59° F
Pressure: 29.85 in
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 14000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Rest of Today: Partly sunny. Slight chance of showers and thunderstorms in the late afternoon. Highs 101 to 106. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 10 percent.


Tonight: Partly cloudy. Slight chance of showers and thunderstorms in the evening. Warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 10 percent.

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Updated: 4:21 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
105.8° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: Calm mph
Humidity: 19%
HeatIndex: 105° F
Dewpoint: 55° F
Pressure: 29.82 in
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 16000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Tonight: Partly cloudy and warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.


Sunday: Partly sunny and hot. Highs 105 to 110. South wind around 5 mph in the morning...becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.

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Updated: 4:43 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
106.7° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: North at 3.6 mph
Humidity: 17%
HeatIndex: 105° F
Dewpoint: 53° F
Pressure: 29.82 in
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 16000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Tonight: Partly cloudy and warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.


Sunday: Partly sunny and hot. Highs 105 to 110. South wind around 5 mph in the morning...becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.

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Updated: 5:04 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
107.2° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: WSW at 3.1 mph
Humidity: 17%
HeatIndex: 106° F
Dewpoint: 53° F
Pressure: 29.82 in
Clouds:
FEW at 9000 ft
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Tonight: Partly cloudy and warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.


Sunday: Partly sunny and hot. Highs 105 to 110. South wind around 5 mph in the morning...becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.

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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob,
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man, what happened to you?

He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
'

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing
- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!'

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him
all night .'

The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed.

'Good morning,' he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and
watched me all night.'

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Updated: 9:59 PM MST on July 04, 2009
Phoenix
90.3° F
Scattered Clouds
Wind: Calm mph
Humidity: 32%
HeatIndex: 89° F
Dewpoint: 56° F
Pressure: 29.82 in
Clouds:
SCT at 25000 ft
Visibility: 10.0 miles



Rest of Tonight: Mostly clear. Warmer. Lows 78 to 88. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.


Sunday: Mostly sunny and hot. Highs 105 to 110. South wind around 5 mph in the morning...becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the afternoon.