A WOMAN'S THOUGHTS ON LIFE
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
If I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.
This isn't clutter, these are my antiques!
Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!
"Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!
Our policy is to always blame the computer.
I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.
Take my advice, I'm not using it!
Okay! I love you! Now can we eat?
Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning
my face with spit on a hanky.
I love to give homemade gifts ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?
I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!
By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
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