Murphy's Laws for Parents
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on
sale next week.
2. Leakproof thermoses--will.
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the
grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the
cost of the carpet.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house
when the argument over whose day it is to take out the
trash ends.
5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the
only one that needs to be washed or mended.
6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a
faster rate than other clothing.
7. The item your child lost, and must have for school
within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last
place you look. [By definition]
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the
pediatrician enters the treatment room.
9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate
toward the back of the refrigerator.
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know
dramatically increase if you drive your child to school
in your robe and curlers.
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