Replies to post #91821 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Paulie Cashews]

Matt understands that those incarcerated are subjected to more penisary contact during the Holidays than usual and therefore they're more susceptible to bouts of depression.

So he wants you to know, there's always a shoulder you can cry on:



IHUB JAIL will treat you to a security-screening regimen that made flying El-Al the day after 9/11 with a towel on your head, a fake ZZ Top beard, wearing a "I'm Just Here for the Jihad" T-shirt, with a carry-on bag full of box-cutters, seem mild by comparison.