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A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from
premature ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch
and go.

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A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband
is 300% impotent.

The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you
mean."

She says, "Well, the first 100% you can guess. In add-
ition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger."

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Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins.

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The Bible teaches to love your neighbor, and
Kama-Sutra explains how.