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[ThatHawaiiGuy]

"Dad, I uh, wrecked the car..." (Cringing.)

"How bad?"

"Totaled it."

Pause.

"Well, lets go out and get a new Ferrari, that Benz was last years model anyway. And here's an extra $85K so you can take a nice road trip and stay at the finest hotels while you think about what you did wrong, mister."