Truly, if Mr. Santini had covered D-Day for the Allies and written the battlefield assessment report, Eisenhowser would have surrendered to Hitler...
I could see it: "TROOPS DECIMATED, HARD TO SEE WHOSE HOLDING BEACHES, DESTRUCTION EVERYWHERE..."
Then, way down at the bottom of the memo: "well, OK, beaches secured, victory at hand."
Please, Blue Fairy, let someone, anyone other than Santini, write this PR today...