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[teapeebubbles]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

[teapeebubbles]

I think you all can appreciate this one...

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt