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be very alert and attentive

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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'


He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'

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BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

Give this a try.

4-5 lb. chicken
1-cup melted butter
1-cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is best)
1-cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Lightly salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter,
then salt and pepper. Fill the cavity with the stuffing and popcorn.

Place in baking pan with the neck end towards the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven
door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook chicken!

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