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lololol

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives.
The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy-style."
"Doggy-style? Did she go for it?"
"I'll say we did it doggy-style. I sat up and begged, she rolled over and played dead."