Replies to post #113473 on Rants and Raves

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oh my

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"

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It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you
into hot water.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

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Why are blondes like pianos?
When they aren't upright, they're grand.

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This guy was taking a course in human sexuality, and during this particular class they were studying the Kinsey Report. As the professor was citing different statistics, he commented that one particular woman in the study had been clocked at having several hundred orgasms in a single session. There were several audible gasps in the lecture hall.
A male voice piped up and asked, "Wow... who was she?"

A female voice, cenote, followed with, "Never mind that, who was *HE*?"