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teapeebubbles

07/12/08 10:38 PM

#8396 RE: cenote #8395

lololol

teapeebubbles

07/12/08 10:40 PM

#8397 RE: cenote #8395

Men Know...

.... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

.... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.

.... that if she looks like your mother, run.

.... that there are at least three sides to every story: His, hers, and the truth.

.... never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

.... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

.... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.

.... that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

.... that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage.

.... that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

.... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi.

.... that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

.... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.

teapeebubbles

07/12/08 10:41 PM

#8398 RE: cenote #8395

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

1) Cain wasn't Abel.

2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.

4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.

5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

teapeebubbles

07/12/08 10:42 PM

#8399 RE: cenote #8395

Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest", said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground", said the youngest daughter.