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lol yeah rite :)

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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.

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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A. To feed the toilet duck!

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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!