Calling it a night and thanks but as we all know LMAO is incorrect. It is actually LMAT which we all know from Miracle Max and The Princess Bride stands for Lettuce,Mutton and Tomato sandwich.
Of course it could also stand for a stock symbol your trying to give me on the sly.
Your trying to have me guess which stock symbol to buy tomorrow based on your LMAO clue.
So using common sense and rocking chair logic it only makes sense for the following calculations.
L is the 12th letter in the alphabet M is the 13th letter in the alphabet A is the 1st letter in the alphabet O is the 15th letter in the alphabet
So if we take 12,13,1,15 and make them a four digit number we take the 12 and add them to equal 3 and so on for the rest to come up with 3416. CDAF. Now since there is no symbol for CDAF I knew I was close and on the right track but had to have logic that was beyond what was in my brain.
I started thinking about the iocane poison from The Princess Bride movie and the logic of the Sicilian and it was like tumblers of a master lock clicking into place.
CDAF was close and like the Prices Right I could see that there were two letters correct and two incorrect. Logic told me to move two letters the same number of times and leave two the same.
Since CDAF started only two symbols from the A which was the start of the alphabet it was only logical to leave the first two symbols where they were and move the last two symbols two spots in the alphabet. So CD stayed the same but which way to move the AF two spots. If I go back two spots then the symbol becomes CDYD and that is an invalid stock symbol.
Then it hit me. You were saying to me like Master Po
Master Po: What do you hear? Caine: I hear the grasshopper. Master Kan: Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand. [Young Caine tries to do so and fails] Master Kan: When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
I knew if I could solve this I would be no longer Young Caine but a real stock trading kung fu master.
I was sweating in my rocking chair but knew if I could hear the grasshopper solving the symbol puzzle was but child's play in the pond of life.
CDAF moving the A two spaces forward it becomes CDCF and now to complete it I move the F forward two spots to equal CDCH.
Richagain have I done well Master have I chosen wisely to pick CDCH from your post which started as a laughing matter with your LMAO bogus stock symbol.
Lays collapsed on the floor crawling towards his rocker....no energy,mentally and physically shot after that most invigorating task.....expires happy on the floor with GOLD stock in his hand.
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