The #1 blonde joke...
While tending his bar one afternoon the bartender notice a couple of attractive blondes enter, place an order and seat themselves at a table in the back. They were laughing and seemed to be having a good time. A few minutes later 3 more blondes came in and joined the table at the back. Even though he wasn't trying to listen closely to the conversation he could occasionaly hear "17 days" followed by an outburst of joy from the group at the table. After a while two more blonde ladies joined the group and "17 days" started to be heard quite clearly and more often. Then two more blondes showed up carrying a small box. When they set the box on the table the entire group erupted in joyous laughter and began chanting "17 days". Curiousity finally got the better of the bartender and as he went over to see if they needed anything he asked, "you seem to be celebrating something. What's the occasion?" as he looked down he could see that the box was a Sesame Street puzzle of Elmo. One of the Blondes that had brought in the puzzle stood up and answered the curious bartenders question.
"Yes, we are celebrating. We are tired of hearing how dumb we are, so we decided to test our selves to show that we aren't a stupid as people make us out to be. We are hear today celebrating our success at the test."
The bartender asked,"What was the test?"
She replied, "Well, we put this puzzle together. And on the box it says 2 to 4 years! We did it in only 17 days!"
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