In attempting to do a vaginal/cervical exam on a very
overweight woman, the intern could not make room to do
his work. He finally enlisted the aid of two nurses who
wrapped the woman's legs in sheets and pulled them apart.
Still not having enough room, the intern pushed a chair
between her legs and made his diagnosis:
"You're pregnant," he said. "But how you got that way
without two sheets and a chair is beyond me."
The patient replied, "You know, you're not the first
short-dick man to tell me that."