Northwesterner, don't bother. He doesn't appear worth it anymore.
Maybe not.
But I'm willing to try.
I do think that if he can be successfully housebroken, he'll make a fine pet. <bg> (And, Joe, first lesson. You don't have to laugh at my jokes. You can think to yourself that they're pretty lame. That's allowed. Heck, even my own son doesn't appreciate my sense of humor, or lack thereof, so you'll be in great company. But you are NOT allowed to dis them publicly. Capeesh?)
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Funny thing, but it seems that the harder I work, the luckier I get.