and read the cult's version of due diligence. The company comes out with a public repudiation of its CEO's breakeven-in-2004-sort-of posture and the Kool-Aid Klan interprets it as evidence of an impending buy-in by MSFT. Or INTC. Or somebody else really big and important. It is too hilarious!
P.S. I hope you are proud of yourself, Matt. Cults need facilitators. God knows they have enough of the predator-class following them around.