what the hell? no it ain't! thats my wife! WTF???
OH DAMN honey is that you...uhhhhh this aint what it looks like, I CAN explain!!!!
I know it looks bad i wasn't flirtin! honest!!
Jesst feckin witchya, gave up the marriage thing a while back, on account of it was interfering with my love life!!
Well you nailed the whiskey choice, anyhow, good work!
how'd ya know? lol
But i said SCANTILLY!!!!! CLAD!!!
GEEZAZ too many clothes!