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Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?

A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

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Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

A: The noise gave her a headache.

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the key from Black Monday '87 was to trade the Spx call at 9:10 the day after the freefall...the Fed waits for total capitulation to load futures after telling brokers or their plans