Boatman,
If something good doesn't happen by the end of May, I'll have to make some of my famous steak and kidney pies to throw at him.
Those pies are famous, because I made them one time, and not even the DOGS would eat them! LOL!
I mean, those dogs have dug up 4 day old dead rabbits and eaten them....they eat cat poop with relish.....they LOVE it when the farrier leaves horse hooves for them to munch on...
BUT....they would NOT eat those pies!