Well, I am a total moron for still.holding.PPHM and believing that it might actually be worth something. Hindsight is always 20-20, but not dumping this piece of merda in June 2007 was idiotic on my part. Now I'll just "hope" that it can get back to $1. Hope doesn't make you money in the stock market or any other market, though.
Speaking of grappa, I need to buy some grappa for the house as I am out...none at work, either. I got some nice grappa shot glasses for my birthday, and I need to break them in.