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[takeover]

So it has more to do with long term indicators and such. I will pass on your info to the DKGR board, thx

[teapeebubbles]

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.

[teapeebubbles]

Doug slumped against the bar, nursing a drink. A man sitting
next to him asked, "If you could live your life over, would
you change anything?"

"Yes, I wouldn't gamble." Doug said.

"Did you lose a lot of money?" the stranger asked
sympathetically.

"No, I made a lot of money," Doug muttered, staring at his
drink. "But, I used it to get married."

[teapeebubbles]

A woman walks into the Drugstore and asks the Pharmacist
Paddy O'Shea "Do you have a Viagra?"

Paddy says "Yes , we do."
The woman says " Does it Work?"

Paddy says " Yes is does."

The woman says " Have you ever tried it?"

Paddy says " Yes , once or twice."

The woman says to Paddy " Can you get it over the counter."

Paddy smiles at her and says " Only if I take two!"

[teapeebubbles]

If..

- If you can start the day without caffeine or
pep pills..

- If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and
pains..

- If you can resist complaining and boring people
with your troubles..

- If you can eat the same food everyday and be
grateful for it..

- If you can understand when loved ones are too
busy to give you time..

- If you can overlook when people take things out
on you when, through no fault of yours, something
goes wrong..

- If you can take criticism and blame without
resentment..

- If you can face the world without lies and deceit..

- If you can conquer tension without medical help..

- If you can relax without liquor..

- If you can sleep without the aid of drugs..

- If you can do all these things..


Then you are probably the family dog.