And you'll be a better man for it, too. Certainly a better man than if you were to, say, get her one of those new pink Zunes.
Can you imagine the Zune Development Team sitting around a table tonight, all fingering a new iPod, while collectively murmuring, "We're supposed to beat this, right?"
That's right, guys, and by Christmas.
Why do I so think that's not gonna happen?