a pal used to work in a place like that as a waiter..
when the Rich and The Rude... showed up he would prepare a special treat for them..
when coffee was served.. he would.. (in the privacy of the back room..) run his johnson.. around the rim of the cups.. .. and then pour a nice hot dark steaming portion.. for those Deserving Souls.. (I did not ask.. about the soup du jour..)