Too funny. I'm in Lakewood. I might be able to throw a rock into your yard.
The Rockies DO suck but my wife and I LOVE to drink beer and watch them try. I can't believe the Marlins were born the same year as the Rockies and have won 2 World Series. The Diamondbacks showed up long after us and have won 1 World Series. We made it to the first round of the playoffs ONCE...