Replies to post #1658 on Lowman's All-in-One! (LMAO!)

[Nebulae]

Love it!

Thanks for all you humor, iblong2! And it is nice to see Dixie's smiling face on this board. I had a wonderful dog named Kasha who was a Siberian Husky/German Shepherd mix (I think - pound puppy). I miss her terribly as she died a couple years ago,and when I read about your recent "Ginger loss" and subsequent "Dixie gain", it brought warmth to my heart and reminded me of all that is good about my sweet Kasha (not that I don't think about her every day).

Dogs, and cats - and any pet for that matter, are the best gifts we are given. Anyone who does not feel this way can just, well, go away as far as I am concerned.

I judge people by their pets and children. If the dog/child/pet is a happy dog/child/pet, then the person has at least shot at being liked by me.

I could write for days on it, but let me just say thanks for spreading the humor and for posting little Dixie in your sig.

-Neb

[lowman]

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.