Joke of the Day!!!
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
> Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The
> son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
> his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats
> have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
>
> The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her
> son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully
> asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs
> and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby
> planes?"
>
> The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell
> you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she
> did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no
> baby planes because Southwest always pulls out
> on time!"
>
> Now, have your mother explain that to you...
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