UnkleMalarkey, Dials, and Liaw ought to be able to find a spot in Yucca Mountain for those 100,000,000 shrink-wrapped share certificates.
Is the shrinkwrap material a good prompt neutron moderator? It had better not be a neutron reflector.
We need to make sure the steaming pile doesn't go critical.
Remember to wear lots of sunscreen (SPF50,000 - better if you get the lead oxide stuff) when you wheel the stacks of certificates into the high-level waste storage areas.
And regarding the clicking on the Geiger-Mueller counter - WATCH THE **#$^*#%^*#@$ VOLUME!!!!!!!!