All of these preliminary shenanigans are sort of like the endless Previews, quizzes, and "Let's go out to the Lobby" before the movie (I still go see a theater movie once in a blue moon. If you haven't seen "Master and Commander", go rent it and make your own popcorn. Xlnt 1803 seafaring tale).
AND NOW, OUR FEATURE MOTION PICTURE:
"Some Good News from Deep Below the Ledge"
b/c I sure am tired of seeing that 6/25 PR soggy newspaper sitting on the porch.