That tends to happen when I gits tard.
I even wrote an ODE to a tumblebug once. I ain't a gonna repeat it here, mainly on account of I don't want to. Plus I have mercifully fergot it, and I am merciful.
My waitress not long ago seemed not satisfied with her tip. So I took mercy on her, and upped it a buck, and in addition, gave her some tips. Buy low, sell high. Gin is a Virgin's enemy. Food won't make you fat, Gluttony will. Do not invest in penny stocks, especially Scams.