All company Xanax and malt liquor supplies are kept in the janitor's closet.
I ain't never coming out of the closet!!! LMAO! (double entendre intended)
I just hope that CDEx doesn't start mass-marketing their revolutionary Impaired Janitor Solution(TM) golden widget.
Drummie - our new ScamCo should have mandatory drug testing - anyone who comes up negative (no intoxicants in blood) is reprimanded, and on the third violation, terminated for cause.