sassy/Ahhh, to be home again...
With all this talk lately about breasts, someone may think this is a porn site!!! Well, if it is, I want equal time - and I think I speak for meme and 8th here.
Well, even if you didn't, I'd be willing to give you equal time at any time. I've been wondering if there wasn't something that could be done to liven up this board between Neutro's drivel and Spal's libertarian raps. Sex might be just the thing -- Neutro could probably use any pointers he can get, and Spal's limited to the hole in his sheet, so I think we can hope to hear less from them.
OK boys, time to put the turkey on the table (so to speak). We all know that there are some big dicks on this board, but that is not point...I went measurements !!!!! <VEG>
Ooookay! Raise your arms, please...mmm-hmm! Oh -- oh, yes! Oh, my goodness, yes! And that's not even metric! Oh, MY GOD! Oh, to be Pompei, or even Herculaneum, now that Fall is here! 'Tis a fate devoutly to be wished!
BTW, Dennis, it is good to see you're back. I worry when my friends don't check in. Is there a way to develop a sign in sheet here? Just so we can be assured that, even when you aren't here, that you are OK?
Well, as I told The Lady M, I haven't really been gone, just feeling a bit taciturn. As for assurances -- what, you lost my email address?
Oh...I get it. You 'lost' my email address. *sniff* Okay, well in that case -- check your PM for a repost and some verrrrry interesting information about Neutro...
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