They make fine wallpaper. Have your broker turn your million shares into 1000 thousand share certs. Have one framed and hung on the wall next to your favorite crapper. Use the other 999 to wallpaper your garage or basement. Use any leftovers as fire starters on special occaisions.
Hey, a 1000 share cert is worth 20 cents at today's prices. It's cheaper than wallpaper and your family will think you're a big spender when you light up a $3 cigar with a 1000 shares of CKYS.
I'm thinking JP bobblehead dolls if he is convicted. Maybe he and Scooter can share a cell. We already have a good front and side view. Add in a generic tubby body, an orange jumpsuit and a DHS contract in one hand with a CyberKey solution in the other, and we have a genuine collector's item. I'd pay a few hundred thousand shares for one of those babies, eh?
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