Replies to post #275 on Lowman's All-in-One! (LMAO!)

[Big Mur]

All I know are elephant jokes. :oP

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants."

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple.

Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the grapes!" (She was colorblind.)