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[Matts Secret]

SECRET SANTA (Janice Shell)

Friend,

When you are sad,..... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you smile, ..... I'll know you finally got revenge.

When you are blue, ..... I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are scared, ..... I'll rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, .....I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused, ..... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ..... stay away from me until you're well again. I DON'T want whatever you have.

When you fall, ..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, .....I pledge 'til the end.
Why, you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

P.S. A friend will help you move. A really GOOD friend will help you move a body.

Your Secret Santa

[Matts Secret]

SECRET SANTA (Janice Shell)

On this day when little children are all excited, there are some that just would like to enjoy a warm and healthy day in the sunshine. In hopes of making their dream come true a donation has been made to,

The Association of the Hole in the Wall Camps serves existing Hole in the Wall Camps and those in development. Last year, the five existing camps served nearly 7,000 seriously ill children. With additional camps in development, that number will grow to over 9,000 by 2005.

Each camp is a separate entity expanding founder Paul Newman's dream to provide a recreational and therapeutic camping experience for children with serious illnesses. While at camp, these children discover the joys of childhood often missed during extended medical treatment. All children attend the camps free of charge as a result of generous contributions from individuals, corporations, foundations and other organizations.

http://www.holeinthewallcamps.org/about.cfm

Come next summer on a warm summer day, a little boy or girl will have your Secret Santa to thank.

Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Your Secret Santa