Replies to post #77961 on CyberKey Solutions fka CKYS

[madmax6]

lmfao! hysterical Rob....I haven't posted in a month and I must say that was good stuff, I was waiting for someone to do that...you might want to post that on the SQUM board...

[ToddWH02]

That is just crazy.. isn't it interesting that we haven't heard anything further about that supposed default?

[plane4keeps]

That is very interesting. The question still remains....

If the product was so bad why did good old Jimbo spend so long touting it, put it in all his advertisements and spend a lot of money making a clever commercial about it? Not to mention that it was to be featured on GMA.

Ahhh... the wonderful leadership of "Mr. Jim Plant Man"

Song to follow in next post.

[plane4keeps]

Sung to the tune of "The Candy Man" in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...

(1st Verse)

Who just loved the KeepSafe?
Bragged about it's worth?
Tried to sell the product
With his comp'ny poor as dirt?
THE JIM PLANT MAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN, cause he bragged
about Sequiam to the whole world.

(2nd Verse)

Couldn't buy the order!
Bank accounts took a hit!
Now he claims it is because
The product's a piece of $*#@
THE JIM PLANT MAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN, cause he bragged
about Sequiam to the whole world.

CHORUS (New Material from my previous post)

The Jim Plant man takes everything he makes,
From diluting stock and wishes,
The SEC was not suspicious,
Of his being so malicious.

(3rd Verse)

Who stole from his neighbors? (allegedly)
Friends and stock buyers too? (allegedly)
Tried to blame the comptroller,
And fired his sales crew!
THE JIM PLANT MAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN!
THE JIM PLANT MAN CAN, cause he bragged
about Sequiam to the whole world.

(Repeat Chorus)

The Jim Plant man takes everything he makes,
From diluting stock and wishes,
The SEC was not suspicious,
Of his being so malicious.

[yellowdog1]

Awesome Rob. Woof.