the worthless word for the day is: tetrapyloctomy
"What's tetra...?", I asked.
"The art of splitting a hair four ways. This
is the department of useless techniques.
Mechanical Avunculogratulation, for example,
is how to build machines for greeting uncles.
We're not sure, though, if Pylocatabasis belongs,
since it's the art of being saved by a hair.
Somehow that doesn't seem completely useless."
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