Yes, I am a terribly huge buffoon for trying to break up the sophmoric flaming and over-zealous wishing that goes on in here with a little laugh.
You did not think it was funny? My apologies.
Maybe next time I will pull my 17 year old cousin off his High School Message Boards so he can school me on some "serious burns" to lay out there, since that is (apparently) where the humor is.