How about number 11
High class strip club?
Not that I would even know where one of them would be located.
Let's see Diamond Cabaret, PT's, Roxy's, and Boom Boom's. that's four.
Unfortunately those are east of St. Louis in Illinois, 90 minutes away.
The only thing we have down here in farm country, is Uncle Elmers dancing Porkettes.
It's free to get in, but you have to pay by the pound for a lap dance. How's that for a pretty pictures. Right now pork is going for 37 cents per pound. So you do the math.
Now excuse me, I need to go take a shower, have drink, and try to forget about the picture I just painted.