All this upcoming election proves to me is that the two party system is a dinosaur that needs to go the way of the dinosaurs.
So you'd enjoy living the dream under a dictatorship, Ordie? Apparently. I have some suggestions for you. You should definitely start with Russia. Just avoid living on a high floor. Perhaps China should be next. A very old and interesting civilization. You'll want to do something... uncontroversial for a living.
If you're feeling more adventurous, I'd suggest Yemen, or perhaps the Central African Republic. Take some weapons with you. You'll thank me later!!