Back when I was your age, trading stocks was a whole different ball game. Instead of using computers, we had to train squirrels to run between trees, carrying tiny scrolls with buy and sell orders written on them. Every trader had a dedicated squad of squirrels, and the speed and reliability of your stock transactions depended entirely on how well you trained your furry messengers.
There were even squirrel trading championships where the best teams competed to see who could execute the most trades in a single day. Of course, there were occasional mishaps—like when a squirrel would get distracted by a particularly enticing acorn or when rival traders would try to sabotage each other by luring away squirrels with peanut butter traps. But it was all part of the thrill of the market back then.
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