Personally, I think tax evasion will be the only thing they'll get him on. The scrotus is too paid off. Even though he's a shit stain, he still has some high priced friends working the levers for him.
Aurora: I was out around 9-10pm and didn't see anything, by 10:30 a heavy haze moved in... what time were you outside last night?
None of the park infrastructure was there in the early '50s. Some distance from the lake there was a bridge over the creek and of course the ice was thinner under the bridge. It was great fun getting up speed, then coasting under the bridge, to the crackling sound you created. You didn't skate under the bridge at those times unless you wanted to boost the risk of a cold bath.
Global warming of course denies today's children of that winter joy.
"That prick skates on everything."
Until time and the IRS catches up to you. Sometimes ice cracks. Heh, am gonna post that Times article.